When I was elementary school and the boys would get it into their head to call girls “pigs” we’d say it meant “Pretty Intelligent Girls”. Maybe we got it wrong.
I’ll wait until you get yourself back under control.
I seriously laughed for 5 minutes when I saw this. Words just can’t express. I thought about buying it just because but then I thought my sanity was tenuous enough that owning that would push me over the edge.