For those of you who love jogging clown, I bring you hottie handle. From looking at it, it looks like he holds on to the edge of a certain sized glass (coffee mug?) and you get to hold his body while you quench your thirst.
See the little lip down by his foot? There wasn’t a cup that would fit those measurements in the store so I couldn’t check.
* Kris on Facebook informs me that this is for a pop/beer can.